as i was laying on a table, that resembles one you would find in the back room where one would only go for a shady medical procedure, staring up at a new face, many thoughts came rushing into my head.
the first and most relevant in the moment… i sure hope she doesn’t botch this. see, i moved coupled with the unmentioanable outburst from a friend, i needed to find a new place to wax my eyebrows. well i settled for the first place i could find that had a parking spot. and, anyone who has gone into a small manicure/pedicure place for an eyebrow wax can relate to the room they put you in.
as she was pouring hot wax onto my face, i realized if she did screw this up… only time could heal the mistake. think about it. i can’t “draw” in my eyebrow, that would look odd, i can’t wear a hat low or glasses high… i would just have to go around look surprised for a few weeks.
and so another list begins: things that only time can heal-
1. the obvious – a broken heart
2. the frustrating – plants trimmed back to far
3. and now – the out of your control – a bad eyebrow wax
i will think of others to add to the list.
the world according to schmogel. 