Back in 8th or 9th grade we all learned the transitive property, you know:
if a = b and b = c then a = c
When you apply that to pop culture something strange happens. Take Daniel Radcliffe, Elijah Wood and The Mad Hatter. In the past, young Daniel and Elijah have been said to look similar. And today, after I saw the cover of entertainment weekly [and really any ad for Alice in Wonderland] it appears that once again young elijah has a few similarities to a lead character.

By applying the transitive property, we can only conclude that johnny depp is harry potter.

and that concludes today’s application of high school algebra in the real world.